disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

(via megaabomasnow)

So I think the guy I’ve been talking to and actually quite liked has dropped off the face of the planet… Don’t know if it’s something I’ve done or not, no clue what to do :/

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via mmmgash)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via stealthekey)